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50 Greatest TV Comedy Sketches  

 

20. Cyndi Lauper, "She Bop" (1984)


The song about female masturbation that helped usher in the now-ubiquitous "Parental Advisory" sticker, "She Bop" and its accompanying video were a classic example of coding. The vibrating motorcycle, the "self-service" gas station, Sigmund Freud, and Cyndi dancing with sunglasses and a cane (geddit?) were genius. The only misfire — surely demanded by MTV execs — was subbing in the tamer Beefcake magazine for Blueboy, the gay-porn mag that’s actually mentioned in the lyrics.

19. Shakira , "La Tortura" (2005)


The most successful Spanish-language single ever recorded is accompanied here by a pretty hot (and surprisingly non-creepy) peeping-tom storyline. Don’t try it at home.


18. Iggy Pop, "Candy" (1990)


Was this the best duet of the '90s? It's hard to imagine anything so sexy, romantic and catchy earning a rung on the Top 40 anymore, particularly since you'd never be able to see the video anywhere. And the video is, in part, what made it such a heavily-requested tune: a shirtless Iggy and the mere presence of Kate Pierson. Since they only appear on screen together through trick photography, the sexual charge between them is even better than it would've been if they'd gotten all '80s duet-y and sung into each other's eyes.

17. TLC, "Red Light Special" (1995)


This song is actually about oral sex and menstruation, but don't let that distract you from how smokin’ TLC were in their heyday. Directed by Matthew Rolston, this video is set in a brothel, and Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, always the hot tomboy of the group, plays the pimp with aplomb. Left Eye, who died in a car accident in 2002, was one of the first musicians to make safe-sex sexy — her condom eyeglasses were her trademark and, natch, a source of controversy.

16. Chris Isaak, "Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing" (1995)

In 1999, VH1, still marketing itself to the Boomer crowd, aired two versions of this video: a tamer one before nine p.m., and the one seen here after that. French supermodel Laetitia Casta donned a black wig to play the TV seductress, and Isaak’s '50s-greaser look blended perfectly with the roadside-motel milieu.
15. Aerosmith, "Sweet Emotion" (1975)


This may be the most verbally explicit video we ever saw on the old MTV. A phone sex hotline, in all its glory, with an unforgettable ending.

14. Marvin Gaye, "Sexual Healing" (1982)


This pre-MTV gem comes complete with opening credits and a storyline that holds up better than many from the high-budget videos of the '80s. Each time we see this, we think how tragic it was that we never got to see a video from Gaye's "distinguished gray" period.

13. a-ha, "Take On Me" (1985)


When we were kids, every girl in the neighborhood thought this video was incredibly hot. Reached via phone, each one of these girls pretended not to remember us. Regardless, millions of girls and boys bought this record in 1985, and almost every one of them did so because of this video, which remains one of the best-known in the MTV archives.

12. The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me" (1980)


Sting once said that this song is based on a true story from his earlier career as a teacher, alleging (quite plausibly) that his students sometimes developed crushes on him. It’s a great play on the dicey nature of student-teacher attraction; Sting’s wholesomeness keeps it from going too squirmy.

11. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, "I Love Rock 'n Roll" (1981)


Originally shot in color, Joan somehow knew it would be all the nastier in grainy black-and-white. It’s still one of the thirty biggest songs ever, according to Billboard, the chart on which this spent seven weeks.

Comments ( 86 )

I understand that it is hard to come up with a list that will please everyone but it is unforgivable not to have even one of these; "Love would never do" Janet Jackson, anything by Mariah Carey (especially "Loverboy"), "Promise of a new day" Paula Abdul, etc.

ss commented on Sep 08 08 at 9:04 am

A "video single" is a video released for the public to buy. Since Madonna wasn't getting airplay, just controversy, for the video it was released on VHS at the time and sold like crazy. I'm not understanding why a music critic doesn't know this and would even be prepared to write a 50 sexiest music videos list???

ATB commented on Sep 12 08 at 4:05 pm

B.O.N (Band Ohne Namen) from Germany - BOYS is the video. Look for the uncensored version...sure it's silly but LOVE SHACK!?!?!?! is just ridiculous.

Good call on Wicked Game, though. Should be number 1.

JBS commented on Sep 13 08 at 2:47 pm

Pound Cake by Van Halen

Nuff said.

JB commented on Nov 01 08 at 5:29 pm

I Don

commented on Dec 28 08 at 5:06 pm

Great presentation, but you forgot Milk Shake, I believe

NIL commented on Jan 18 09 at 6:00 am

Hmm, wheres Alex Gausinos "Destination Unknown"?

Dii commented on Mar 14 09 at 9:41 am

Where is ONJ "Let's get Physical"?

XX commented on Apr 23 09 at 8:25 am

Bilal "Soul Sista"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9fcNjqK5Pk

Maxwell "Pretty Wings"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mLfC2kkvPw

I used to be so angry about that D'Angelo "Untitled" joint...haha, though you really couldn't fight it, just talk to your girl again after it was over.

AJS commented on Aug 07 09 at 7:56 pm

How Do you overlook DIRRTY, C Aguilera......Totally ruins your list. Top five hands down

JL commented on Sep 21 09 at 12:02 pm

How did Staci's Mom not make this list?

rv commented on Nov 17 09 at 3:12 am

George Michael's "Father Figure" should certainly be in the Top 5!

Pepe commented on Mar 30 10 at 11:51 pm

What do you think?

sexw commented on Apr 03 10 at 4:14 pm

I think is more like a 40+y/o woman's choices

X13 commented on Apr 05 10 at 11:44 pm

I think is more like a 40+y/o woman's choices

X13 commented on Apr 05 10 at 11:44 pm

What do you think?

class room commented on Apr 21 10 at 1:04 am

What do you think?

class room commented on Apr 21 10 at 1:04 am

Christina Aguilera's Dirrty needs to be up here. But I think Justify My Love should be #1, that vid still makes me blush

MistressVanilla commented on Apr 21 10 at 6:33 pm

What do you think?

bejo commented on Apr 24 10 at 10:32 am

What do you think?

Name commented on May 02 10 at 6:16 am

sex

jessie commented on May 03 10 at 10:02 pm

sex

jessie commented on May 03 10 at 10:02 pm

What do you think?

asey commented on May 09 10 at 2:55 am

What do you think?

Name commented on May 09 10 at 10:44 am

mariah carey - touch my body???

ummmm commented on May 11 10 at 10:52 pm

sexing

ali commented on May 15 10 at 8:40 am

all the time i think to the sex

omar commented on May 15 10 at 6:25 pm

i think to you

omar commented on May 15 10 at 6:26 pm

What do you think?

Name commented on May 17 10 at 1:07 am

What do you think?

Name commented on May 18 10 at 4:39 pm

What do you think?

Name commented on May 20 10 at 5:00 am

What do you think?

Name commented on May 20 10 at 5:00 am

there is no sexy girls

hamza000 commented on May 22 10 at 9:08 am

What do you think?

Name commented on May 23 10 at 1:49 pm

I was under the impression that this was about sexiest music videos. Those who complied this list should separate popularity from sexiest. Adina Howard "Freak like me" or Christina Milian - "Dip it Low"

JF Silver commented on May 23 10 at 5:00 pm

Benny Benassi - Who's Your Daddy.

ted commented on May 30 10 at 3:07 am

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