The pearl necklace you shouldn't wear to a job interview
Amorphously cast, silver "pearl necklace": $420. Overnight shipping: $25. Walking around all day tomorrow with a very expensive blob of semen on your neck? Um, $445.
I believe penguins of both genders have a cloaca, which is sort of a multi-purpose hole that does all the defecating as well as reproductive work. One source tells me that the way biologists first noticed the gay penguin hookups was all the spent poppers lying about the nest...
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