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Sex offenders barred from celebrating Halloween

Registered sex offenders across the country have been barred from handing out candy to kids on Halloween — despite evidence that Halloween is one of the safest nights of the year. Americans seem determined to cling to the 1950s caricature of a creepy old man with a mustache and a bowl of candy. (A county in Iowa has considered outlawing trenchcoats for men over forty. Okay, that's not actually true.)

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Actually, it would be $450.

GoSox687 commented on Oct 22 10 at 8:42 am

Maybe she got a five dollar discount for blowing the overnight shipping guy.

bearman33 commented on Oct 22 10 at 9:22 am

Didn't know $420 + $25 = $450.... >_>

Lawrence commented on Oct 22 10 at 5:08 pm

Do penguins have anal?

fr commented on Oct 22 10 at 9:42 pm

I believe penguins of both genders have a cloaca, which is sort of a multi-purpose hole that does all the defecating as well as reproductive work. One source tells me that the way biologists first noticed the gay penguin hookups was all the spent poppers lying about the nest...

tkm commented on Oct 23 10 at 8:23 am

I like the single sperm necklaces at https://www.etsy.com/shop/archdiva?section_id=5840140# better - the one here looks like a Terminator spooge!

RM commented on Oct 26 10 at 12:35 am

"spent poppers lying about the nest..."
u r just jealous

Australian commented on Oct 26 10 at 4:30 am

Guy faces ten years in prison after downloading Simpsons porn,
americans are such sexual hypocrites

Australian commented on Oct 26 10 at 4:32 am

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