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Nov 12th, 2010

This Week in Sex

Man wants to perform oral sex on each and every woman in New York

About a year ago, John Westwood started seeking women on whom he could perform oral sex — by slipping his "calling cards" into women's magazines around town. In the year since, he's gotten 116 responses, but none have led to sex. I'm disappointed in you ladies. He just wants to love you. Or specifically, to "satisfy your carnal lust by giving you powerful orgasms." How could you say no?

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Comments ( 16 )

Kanye and Taylor make a porno? Would be fun to watch Kanye bang that tight little white pussy...

sf sex toy commented on Nov 12 10 at 3:36 am

I vote for "I'mma let you finish."

anon commented on Nov 12 10 at 9:48 am

I'm with anon. There's simply no other option.

yad commented on Nov 12 10 at 10:00 am

my vote is "Best Porno of All Time"

Secret Character commented on Nov 12 10 at 1:39 pm

Anon wins.

Lawrence commented on Nov 12 10 at 2:49 pm

As long as there are fish sticks.

Kyle commented on Nov 12 10 at 4:12 pm

Kanye West is such a tool. I cant believe anyone listens to that idiots nonsesne.

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Vung Veets commented on Nov 12 10 at 4:17 pm

your the moron posting from privacy website like it actually does something fucking idiot
its funny that you actually believe that works dumbass

dick lunch commented on Nov 12 10 at 4:31 pm

I like me some tomato.

Malcolm commented on Nov 12 10 at 4:41 pm

how about "Beauty and the Loser"

anon commented on Nov 12 10 at 5:30 pm

Bottoms: The Tomato FTW!

meh commented on Nov 12 10 at 5:49 pm

I love how the man offering to perform oral sex on ladies 18-59 is so picky about age. "I'll do anyone and everyone in town, unless they're 60. That'd just be gross."
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

In Bed commented on Nov 12 10 at 10:53 pm

I would like to destroy that little fuck kanye

destroyer of kanye commented on Nov 13 10 at 7:49 am

Part of me likes thinking John's Westwood's not getting callbacks due to the fact it's simply so easy for ladies to get oral that they just don't need his services :)

anon commented on Nov 13 10 at 3:39 pm

Separately, it would only take one callback to seal his lips.

anon commented on Nov 13 10 at 3:39 pm

Super

Supertrooper commented on Nov 14 10 at 3:34 am

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