This Week in Sex
British dressmaker divides women's butts into four fruit-shapes
Apparently, all women's asses fall into one of four categories, each with a convenient fruit (or tuber) equivalent. There's the tomato, the pear, the nectarine, and the non-enviable potato. At least, so claims self-professed "Bottom Expert" Dr. David Holmes — a man whose job title sounds at once rather droll and very creepy.
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