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This Week in Sex: Female-Orgasm Edition

Michelle Williams and Katy Perry rock the boat, and Helen Mirren makes fun of your penis.

By Ben Reininga

Blue Valentine

MPAA lets more Americans see Ryan Gosling go down on Michelle Williams

The MPAA is never an organization that garners a lot of respect. This week, however, it came under especially heavy fire for offering clear proof of its bizarre code of ethics: brutal violence is better than sex, and men getting off is far less terrible than women getting off. After receiving a torrent of criticism for its NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine, the organization reduced the rating to an R, in a victory for feminists, oral-sex enthusiasts, and over-zealous Dawson’s Creek fans alike.
 

Comments ( 6 )

If true, interesting. I wonder if it's environmental (like, I dunno, city pollutants cause penises to be smaller, or country diets impact genetics) or social (smaller penises correlate with moving into the city and/or bigger to country).

Lenoxus commented on Dec 10 10 at 12:44 am

Does Helen Mirren really mean that men's penises get bigger as they age?

JulieTruly commented on Dec 10 10 at 11:37 pm

I can attest to the fact that farm boys have bigger penises than city boys. Much bigger.

hma commented on Dec 11 10 at 2:04 am

my penis is a city penis and pretty large. It costs me though, it likes Starbucks.

gorky commented on Dec 11 10 at 6:44 am

I actually work with a man who believes the female orgasm is a "myth"

laurner commented on Dec 11 10 at 10:02 am

I think your friend needs lessons. Find him a squirter.

[email protected] commented on Dec 11 10 at 8:04 pm

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