This Week in Sex

Penis-enlargement company ExtenZe loses lawsuit over false advertising

Pills will not make your penis bigger. This seems to be one of a number of facts -- like “coffee is hot” and “hot things will burn you” -- that, while obviously true, are still acceptable grounds for a lawsuit. This week, ExtenZe agreed to pay a six-million-dollar settlement to a group of men (all of whom had bought the product for a small-penised “friend”). In a hilarious twist, the men were offered a choice of cash, or an equivalent value of ExtenZe products. The myth never dies.