A new study (granted, a Bulgarian one), found that men raised in the country have bigger penises than their city brethren -- in a piece of news that sounds like it was commissioned by the union for adult-film screenwriters. Presumably they also found that firemen and police officers have well-defined abs, and most plumbers would rather have sex with you than fix your non-metaphorical pipes
If true, interesting. I wonder if it's environmental (like, I dunno, city pollutants cause penises to be smaller, or country diets impact genetics) or social (smaller penises correlate with moving into the city and/or bigger to country).
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