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Country boys have bigger penises

A new study (granted, a Bulgarian one), found that men raised in the country have bigger penises than their city brethren -- in a piece of news that sounds like it was commissioned by the union for adult-film screenwriters. Presumably they also found that firemen and police officers have well-defined abs, and most plumbers would rather have sex with you than fix your non-metaphorical pipes
 

Comments ( 6 )

If true, interesting. I wonder if it's environmental (like, I dunno, city pollutants cause penises to be smaller, or country diets impact genetics) or social (smaller penises correlate with moving into the city and/or bigger to country).

Lenoxus commented on Dec 10 10 at 12:44 am

Does Helen Mirren really mean that men's penises get bigger as they age?

JulieTruly commented on Dec 10 10 at 11:37 pm

I can attest to the fact that farm boys have bigger penises than city boys. Much bigger.

hma commented on Dec 11 10 at 2:04 am

my penis is a city penis and pretty large. It costs me though, it likes Starbucks.

gorky commented on Dec 11 10 at 6:44 am

I actually work with a man who believes the female orgasm is a "myth"

laurner commented on Dec 11 10 at 10:02 am

I think your friend needs lessons. Find him a squirter.

[email protected] commented on Dec 11 10 at 8:04 pm

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