This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

Natalie Portman is engaged — and pregnant

Just a few months after ending her “no-sexy roles” policy — and then appearing in the news non-stop for Black Swan’s oral sex scenes — Natalie Portman wants you to stop thinking about her in a sexy way. How else are we to interpret the fact that she’s not only getting married — to Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied — but pregnant?