This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

Hugh Hefner gets engaged to his twenty-four-year-old girlfriend

Playboy founder and very, very old person Hugh Hefner has gotten engaged to Crystal Harris, sixty years his junior. If you find that mildly off-putting but not totally unexpected, you’re not alone. However, in writing about this story, we also found this totally terrifying description of Hugh’s preferred sex practices. Warning: it’s not safe for humans.

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I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.

bearman33 commented on Dec 31 10 at 12:25 am

Nice job! This column made me chuckle.

Mr. Man commented on Jan 01 11 at 1:42 am

I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD

Leah commented on Jan 03 11 at 9:07 pm

Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?

Bless commented on Jan 05 11 at 10:35 am

Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

jill commented on Jan 05 11 at 4:00 pm

Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?

Gazbo commented on Jan 05 11 at 4:20 pm

This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

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