This Week in Sex: Year-end edition

Dec 31st, 2010

Kmart accidentally sells porn to children

A New Mexico family is considering pressing charges against their local Kmart after a DVD they bought for their nine-year-old daughter turned out to be porn. Kmart is claiming that the DVD was a return, and that whoever made the return (porn and a children’s movie — one-stop shopping!) mixed up the box. The NM girl ran crying to her parents after finding the DVD in her Christmas stocking. Which is terrible, but also in keeping with my belief that Christmas isn’t Christmas without a little bit of emotional damage.

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I bet Kobe's daughters play for UConn when they grow up.

bearman33 commented on Dec 31 10 at 12:25 am

lol

dildo dodo commented on Dec 31 10 at 3:19 pm

Nice job! This column made me chuckle.

Mr. Man commented on Jan 01 11 at 1:42 am

I know I think about sex more than food... maybe it's because I have brothers? XD

Leah commented on Jan 03 11 at 9:07 pm

Now, I just have a boatload of unanswered questions. Which children's movie was it supposed to be? How to Train Your Dragon? The Iron Giant?....Kmart sells porn?!?

Bless commented on Jan 05 11 at 10:35 am

Hugh Hefner, baby oil, nipple sucking...? Why oh why did you have to link to that article, and why did I have to click on it.
I just HAD to look, now, didn't I? Crap.
jill
https://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

jill commented on Jan 05 11 at 4:00 pm

Please explain how you think Natalie Portman got preggers doing oral sex. Am I doing it wrong?

Gazbo commented on Jan 05 11 at 4:20 pm

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