Links: John Boehner compares the White House to Jell-O

Mmm, delicious Jell-O. So gelatinous, so slimy, so fun to throw at your siblings. But I imagine those precious memories aren't exactly what John Boehner was getting at when he compared dealing with the White House to dealing with Jell-O. I'm guessing he meant it in a negative way.

A popular saying among old people is that everyone should work in the service industry at least once — to know what hell feels like, I guess. Well, everybody works in restaurants now, according to The Wall Street Journal. It's the one part of the service industry is actually growing. So think twice before you try to pull a Mr. Pink and skimp on the tip. That waiter could be you someday.

Louis C.K has one of the most exciting shows on television right now (Louie on FX), but he wasn't always the big-time basic-cable player that he is now. Here is some footage of baby Louis C.K doing standup. By baby, I just mean about twenty-years younger than he is now, not an actual baby. Because we all hate babies, right?

When I was thirteen, I had a Geocities website. It was mostly about how much I looked up to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Even then I was savvy enough to know to never use my real name or picture.  An aspiring actor named Xan (really?) Spencer went the opposite direction with his personal website, and lucky for you and me, it's easily accessible and chock full of goodies.