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Abstinence joke campaign

As abstinence continues to fall out of fashion (as if anyone except the religious right enjoyed it in the first place), supporters of no-sex-till-marriage education have hatched a new plan to spread their failing message. According to the British press, they're mailing pamphlets to every secondary school in the country as part of what I call their new "sex sucks" campaign.

Sex, the pamphlet says, is "ugly and destructive and will lead to misery and regret." Well, yes, but then why have it at all, before or after marriage? Okay, I kid, what they really say is this:

"In the context of a faithful, lifelong marriage, sexual intimacy is beautiful and enriching, but where a sexual relationship is pursued to express passing feelings and emotions, it is ugly and destructive and will lead to misery and regret."

Ah, so sex is only good in the context of marriage but never for the sake of sex. I know a few married couples (correction: almost every married couple) that would loudly dispute that finding.

By the way, the pamphlet also goes on to say that young people today are basically just practicing for divorce instead of marriage, which also makes no sense.

On the other side of the aisle is the sex-positive movement, which lately manifested itself in the form of a Time article about an Oregon couple who give out condoms to trick-or-treaters.

Commentarium (7 Comments)

Nov 08 10 - 3:49pm
profrobert

"[W]here a sexual relationship is pursued to express passing feelings and emotions, it is ugly and destructive and will lead to misery and regret." Thank goodness all of my premarital sex was just to get my rocks off without any expression of feelings or emotions! There wasn't a bit of misery or regret.

Nov 08 10 - 4:19pm
Twolane

They are so right! Sex does suck - and there's nothing like getting or giving a little oral to prove it.

Nov 08 10 - 5:32pm
Matt

Actually, most of the misery and regret came from the sex with my (now ex) wife, go figure.

Nov 08 10 - 8:53pm
JT

Well, there was that very unwise one night stand with my boss.... but, no... there was just a touch of misery and regret there, nothing that lasted longer than a couple of weeks. Phew... glad I managed to dodge the misery/regret bullet!

Nov 08 10 - 9:32pm
me

misery, regret, ugly, destructive, failure to express feelings and emotions? wow, that sounds like a lot of marriages....

Nov 09 10 - 12:29am
Scott

coolvirginity.com? Was swellcelibacy.com taken?

Jan 10 11 - 11:45am
832

Hahaha... most of the sex I had in high school did suck...