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Chinese martial arts

Two sisters in their early 20's have put together a martial arts tournament where the top prize is their hearts. Xiao Lin, 22, and Yin Lin, 21, are hosting the festival near their home in the southeastern region of China during an upcoming three day weekend in which they'll fight off a whole slew of male suitors, Scott Pilgrim style.

First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat.

Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them.

'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.

'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all to weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin. [Metro]

Please explain more about this "full contact" portion of the event. Oh, and that's it? Just beat them in a tournament and they are all but guaranteed to marry you? I don't think these girls have thought this through, even if they are the best fighters in the country.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Oct 12 10 - 4:53pm
bearman33

This is ridiculous, but also cool.

Oct 12 10 - 6:18pm
ColonelTso

It actually sort of makes sense. Supposedly, China has something like 115 men for every 100 women. Now the guyz have to compete for women literally, not just metaphorically.

Oct 12 10 - 6:19pm
Twolane

No tits. No hair on it. What's to like?

Oct 13 10 - 3:43am
Lawrence

Clearly the impossibilities in satisfying a woman who can go all night...

Oct 13 10 - 10:31am
Kogo

Nice! The Bachelorette, Planet Klingon Edition.