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South African pastor: "Jesus had HIV"

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In a publicity stunt of vagina-flashing proportions, a South African minister began a three-part sermon series, entitled “Jesus was HIV-positive." As far as assertions go, this seems counter-intuitive, given the fact that HIV is most often transmitted via unprotected sex or needle sharing -- activities that, most Christians would contend, Jesus did not partake in.   

The Cape Town church leader, Pastor Xola Skosana, emphasized the message that Jesus “put himself in the shoes of people who experience brokenness. Isaiah 53, for example, paints a picture of Jesus who takes upon himself the infirmities and the brokenness of humanity,” and claims he is using the series as a device to de-stigmatize HIV and AIDS in his community. The pastor concluded his first sermon by publicly taking an HIV test, an act that one-hundred followers then voluntarily repeated.  

As you can probably guess, lots of Christians have chosen to ignore the intention of his message -- and the political realities of HIV in a country like South Africa -- and get really fucking pissed off about this. 
 

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"Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me." Mathews 34:40.

meh commented on Nov 01 10 at 2:05 pm

That's what happens when you don't sterilize your nails.

Grady Lala commented on Nov 01 10 at 4:34 pm

I thought that was a picture of Jesus blessing the Death Star at first.

moops commented on Nov 01 10 at 4:34 pm

Wait, that's not the death star? What a scam. I'm leaving.

raco commented on Nov 01 10 at 5:42 pm

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