Image of the Day: Jesus Was Hung On The Cross

A church in Oklahoma City - specifically St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church - is in the midst of a controversy about this crucifix, which some parishioners claim shows Jesus with a giant penis.

Others say it's just his abs (showing "distention"), I guess in the well-known "four pack" configuration which was all the rage two millennia ago. (It is only thanks to the innovations of the Industrial Revolution that we can now achieve a six pack.) (I should probably fact-check that, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.)

What do you think - is it a penis? And, if it is, would that make you more likely to attend services?

Via TheAwl (and thanks to Rob for the tip)