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Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher shower sex

No Strings Attached, out on January 21, looks more or less like an ordinary romantic comedy. Two young pretty people — Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman, in this case — meet, and it seems unlikely that they'll fall in love but then (I'm going out on a limb here), they do. 

This one, however, looks a bit more interesting than the standard Katherine Heigl fare, for a couple of reasons. For starters, Ivan Reitman is the director, and he's been responsible for some classic comedies over the years (Ghostbusters, among others). But more importantly, it's apparently chock-full of Natalie Portman sex, which, since Black Swan, is pretty much everyone's new favorite thing. 

Check out the red-band trailer, below, which just hit the internet. And see Ashton Kutcher's butt. 

Commentarium (9 Comments)

Jan 05 11 - 11:13am
Bless

Kevin Kline, Ludacris, and that nameless, unfunny guy are stabbing my desire to watch this movie right in the face. Oh, and Katherine Heigl is indeed the worst.

Jan 05 11 - 11:18am
kindaawk

Was I the only one who didn't know Luda was in this trying act normal? Also, I want a balloon every time I make a guy come.

Jan 05 11 - 11:20am
Anonymous

This is the first film trailer ever, that made me wish I was gay.

Jan 05 11 - 11:59am
Twolane

You'd rather check out Portman's ass, because soon it too will be fat and covered in stretch marks.

Jan 05 11 - 4:43pm
ugh

when I hear and see Ashton say "that's the doozy" I seriously imagine myself blowing his brains out

Jan 07 11 - 12:14am
Jess

Ashton Kutcher is so over.

Nov 20 11 - 7:01am
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