Watch: Lonely Island's newest penis-related music video

"Ay yo, my dick don't work!" starts the first verse from "We're Back," Lonely Island's latest music video. And it's all downhill from there.

Ultimately, though, the video is as educational as it is entertaining — what we in The Biz like to call "edutainment," because "entercation" sounds kind of illegal. Of all the things the song taught us about the members of Lonely Island, here are our favorites:  

• Akiva Schaffer "was an eight-year-old girl before the doctor found [his] dick."

• Andy Samberg writes "freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck, got CGI Garfield licking Marmaduke's nuts."

• Jorma Taccone "would like to see that."

They're back indeed!