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Obama will have to "kill Romney" in 2012

Now, don't get your hopes up that the 2012 election has become a Most Dangerous Game-style manhunt — this is just the latest news on the presidential election: a senior campaign adviser to the White House said the most likely strategy Obama has for re-election at this point is a personal takedown campaign of likely GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney.

"Unless things change and Obama can run on accomplishments, he will have to kill Romney," Politico quoted the "prominent Democratic strategist" as saying, declining to note whether the adviser was seated in a 1960s egg chair, stroking a large white cat, when he made the statement. 

Apparently the twofold attack will see Romney painted as "inauthentic, unprincipled and.... weird," which has become some kind of watchword for Romney within the Obama camp, Politico notes. "There's a weirdness factor with Romney and it remains to be see how he wears with the public," the adviser continued. 

The attacks on Romney's financial history will probably center on his time as CEO of Bain Capital.

David Axelrod, the president's chief strategist:

"He was very, very good at making a profit for himself and his partners but not nearly as good at saving jobs for communities... His is very much the profile of what we've seen in the last decade on Wall Street. He was about making money. And that's fine. But often times he made it at the expense of jobs in communities."

Well, it is that time again. By which I mean the run-up to election season during which we see political opponents portrayed as flip-floppers, moral relativists, armchair Satanists, and draft-dodgers.

Frankly, I'm not really crying for Mitt Romney — I'm mourning for the old Obama, the one that was elected based on his promise of working to change the way Washington works. I have no idea where that guy went, but apparently he's plotting to kill a Mormon. 

Commentarium (20 Comments)

Aug 09 11 - 12:15pm
MeanMrMustard

You're going to be wishing for any Obama if this Mormon douchebag gets elected President. You can't change the way Washington works when the un-informed, misinformed masses such as the author of this post elect pseudo-religious, Ayn Rand-worshiping racists whose only goal is pissing on anything that resembles progress, liberalism, or Keynesian economics. Do us all a favor and read a book, what are you, 14? What the hell has happened to this site? Your "don't pick on the poor mormon" tirade equates to "don't pick on the poor entitled millionaire whose beliefs are influenced by the only religion on earth that is less-grounded in reality than Scientology."

As disappointing as parts of Obama's policy has been at times (mostly hampered by conservatives in congress and in public opinion), it pales in comparison to the damage
that would be done by electing ANY of the Republican candidates and potential candidates for 2012.

Aug 09 11 - 1:29pm
D

Invoking the name of Ayn Rand as an invective needs its own Godwin's Law at this point. Your whole comment was inane, and essentially amounted to a long string of ad hominems. I do applaud your wonderful use of rhetorical understatement by calling Obama's policies failures merely 'disappointing.' You're right, of course, failing to deliver on promises of closing Guantanamo, ending any of our foreign wars (plus adding a third that had absolutely nothing to do with European oil interests in Libya), failing to try unlawful detainees in U.S. courts under U.S. law, failing to undo the Bush-era police state policies he campaigned against (and increasing them at every opportunity), as well as a laundry-list of other failures is very 'disappointing.'

Unfortunately, you're probably right that Romney, or Rick Perry, or whoever the Republicans nominate wouldn't be any better than Obama, but invoking Ayn Rand, racism, or the red herrings of 'progress', 'liberalism', or 'Keynesian economics' doesn't make that point.

Aug 09 11 - 2:55pm
anon

Mustard, while I agree with you in the specific, to be fair I don't think any religion is technically "grounded in reality." I'm just saying.

Aug 09 11 - 5:56pm
Fame

Thanks, Mustard, for raising the level of civil debate in America. Obama scolded us to do as much after the Gifford shooting. Good to know our president, too, is practicing what he's preaching.

Aug 10 11 - 7:04am
Critic

Why trash Ayn Rand? She wrote several of the best novels of the 20th century after all.

Aug 10 11 - 9:41am
MeanMrMustard

First of all, Critic, if you think Ayn Rand wrote several of the best novels of the 20th century, then...you lived in a different 20th century than I did. And you have horrible taste in literature.

Fame: All the attacking talked about above by myself and the president is metaphorical...I am sure no one is advocating shooting Mitt Romney in the face.

Anon: I agree totally. But the mormon religion is particularly culty, bigoted, and dangerous.

D: Just because you apparently don't understand a reference or an argument doesn't make it innane. Believe me, if invoking Ayn Rand's name was as taboo as Hitler we wouldn't have several of the problems we are facing today. And you might want to look up 'ad hominem' before you go throwing it around with the grown-ups, mmkay?

Aug 10 11 - 1:11pm
D

@MeanMrMustard. You didn't make an argument. An argument is an attempt to persuade using reason or evidence. You didn't use any. Instead of making an argument, you attacked characteristics of the people you 'argued' against, such as their supposed racism, their supposed worship of Ayn Rand, and their religion. I didn't choose ad hominem lightly. The very definition is attacking the person not their argument. Your tirades are childish. Oh, and you spelled inane wrong.

Aug 10 11 - 3:23pm
MeanMrMustard

Thanks, I'll hire you to check for typos in my next rant. For the record, you still don't understand the concept of an ad hominem logical fallacy, so do yourself (and the rest of us) a favor and before you appoint yourself official-hall-monitor-of-the-internet, don't just throw out terms you've heard other trolling posters use in a comment thread and assume you comprehend them. Here read this, it might enlighten you a little bit before you start throwing latin around. https://plover.net/~bonds/adhominem.html

Oh, and you spelled your name wrong, it has a "ouchebag" on the end.

Aug 10 11 - 11:44pm
Critic

It's not me who thinks Ayn Rand wrote several of the best novels of the 20th century, it's the Library of Congress.

Aug 09 11 - 1:12pm
profrobert

I'm concerned that "weird" is a bigoted code word for "Mormon." It would be stunning and disheartening to see the Obama campaign resort to the same tactics as the "birthers," whose challenge to Obama's citizenship and religion were barely disguised racism. I do wish Obama would take the gloves off and fight hard politically, but playing on bigotry is beyond the pale.

Aug 09 11 - 3:22pm
dude

I love you. Internet hug!

Aug 09 11 - 8:42pm
Leathery Racist

I concur with the slurs against Romney but not the comments about racism wrt Obama. And believe me, I know racism. I'm from Arizona and I'm leathery.

Aug 10 11 - 9:47am
MeanMrMustard

The LDS church constantly fights and lobbies against, among other things, homosexuality and sexual expression. To acknowledge, protest, and combat this is not bigotry, it is the opposite.

Aug 10 11 - 2:55pm
profrobert

And I agree with MeanMrMustard. But there is a difference between opposing political positions or even disagreeing with moral positions and institutions. But attack Romney for those positions, attack the institution for its acts. Don't attack them because their religion is "weird" to you; that would be bigotry.

Aug 09 11 - 1:16pm
NiceMrKetchup

The same "uninformed misinformed masses" voted for Obama last time. Unless they've gotten smarter over the last few years, they probably will again. By the way, a milquetoast moderate former Governor of Massachusetts is not likely a "Ayn Rand-worshipping racist".

Aug 09 11 - 2:56pm
anon

I like your idea that you're not misinformed. I admire your imagination!

Aug 09 11 - 4:59pm
Wait Five Minutes

Like they should have voted for McCain-Palin instead? That's funny.

Aug 09 11 - 5:57pm
HeyBoob

What we really need are some leathery racists, eh, Haboob Heigl?

Aug 09 11 - 7:57pm
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does anyone else think that picture of obama looks fake?

Aug 09 11 - 8:42pm
Leathery Racist

Good catch. Definitely photoshopped.

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