Watch: Vice President Joe Biden divulges the one thing he knows about dating

Ever wanted to know whatever it is that Joe Biden knows about dating? Don't worry, he'll just tell it to you — you won't even have to ask!

And don't worry about forgetting what it was, because you can just ask literally anybody else who's ever been in the vicinity of Joe Biden. You see, once you're within two feet of Joe Biden — known in Washington, Delaware, and coastal Thailand simply as The Zone — Biden will tell you the only joke he knows, as mandated by the U.S. Constitution.

Of course, the mandate expires once you're thirty.