Jon Hamm used to work in porn

And here comes the angry disappointment. Yeah, Jon Hamm worked in porn, but, unfortunately for perverts and SEO-minded bloggers everywhere, he was not an actor.

The Guardian has new tidbits on the story we reported a year ago: "He was working as the set dresser on a soft porn film." What were Hamm's duties? "You gotta move cameras around, ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue." And while we'll assume that softcore pornographers aren't as obsessive about realism as Mad Men's Matthew Weiner is, it's nice to know that the AMC drama's star has experience in the field.

What would Jon Hamm's porn name have been if he had been an actor? Would he even need to change his name for porn? Discuss in the comments.