Christian Video Game "Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist" out in time for the holidays
By Ben ReiningaNovember 5th, 2010, 2:25 pmComments (11)
Today, my inbox was graced with an email that began like this:
"It is our understanding that you may be interested in receiving coupons and discounts on our quality PC-based Christian video games for children, teens and adults."
Good people of Christian video-game land, you could not be more correct -- I am interested. And not just because I'm a repentant sinner/Mac-user. I also want to poke gentle fun at you and your God-inspired line of gaming products.
I have a hard time turning down "Praise Champion: Karaoke World Tour" (because when you're out singing Karaoke don't you always think, "I wish this was more like church?"). However, the real star is "Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist." It's the one geared most towards my age group (thirteen and up), but also, it allows users to "Join the ultimate fight of Good versus Evil, commanding the Tribulation Forces, the Global Community Peacekeepers, and the American Militia."
Jesus Christ: Warrior, Friend, American.
As the holidays approach, you can take care of all your Christian gaming needs here.
Commentarium (11 Comments)
Absolutely nothing scary about a simulation positing the rise of a theocracy in the US. Just good, clean Christian fun - with automatic weapons.
Christians shouldn''t be allowed to play violent Christian video games.
These books are HILARIOUS. They're just typically, poorly written thriller novels, but then once in a while, a character will make a thinly veiled indictment against the reader for not doing enough to prepare for the Rapture!
In the shopping cart NOW!
Hilarious. The hypocrisy is so strong with the Christian video game industry, if that's even a thing.
what hypocrisy?
I would only buy this trash if i get to shoot god in the face, multiple times. do you think there will be multiplayer? i would enjoy t-bagging those devoted christian soldiers.
GHOST, WOW that say's it all ... no life ..belonging nowhere .. Here is a prayer for you lost one God please open his eyes remove thee evil that binds him Fill him with your grace & Set him free to feel love
Whoveer wrote this, you know how to make a good article.
God knows what is in each heart Shall we leave him... our master to JUDGE each.
aw I clicked through because that looked like alexander "swedish fuck thunder" skarsgard
disappointed