Sure, the trend piece in the Sunday Styles section had made polyamory sound like a real hoot, but as Cindy gloomily contemplated her bare feet, she thought she’d never felt lonelier.

Approximately 68% of sexual assault victims are attacked by alligators they know.

Kendra decided to look on the bright side. At this rate, she was just one more shitty internet date away from a book deal.

Maybe being a cater-waiter wasn’t the greatest job in the world, thought Garson comfortably, but it sure did have its perks.

Erica was a strong, independent woman, and after decades in the sexual wilderness, she decided her orgasms weren’t anybody’s responsibility but her own.

 

5 Comments

Very funny.

Dan commented on 04/05

"She'd never felt more alone" Hilarious. I LOLed

ben commented on 04/05

Points for The Mighty Boosh pic!

E commented on 04/05

the mighty boosh! very good

a commented on 04/05

WTF? Since when did ostriches have teeth??

Mark commented on 04/06

 

Leave a Comment

What do you think?

RELATED ARTICLES

True Stories: You Better Not Cry by Augusten Burroughs Augusten Burroughs spends a white Christmas black-out drunk.

True Stories: Cleaving by Julie Powell The author of Julie & Julia on marriage, meat, and obsession.

Deal Breaker: The Self-Help Book by Jen Kirkman How DIY therapy can ruin dating.

Mutual of Omaha by Rachel Shukert In my Jewish Nebraskan youth group, they taught more than Hebrew.

True Stories: Three-Year Drought by Mia Agnello Last time made me a mom. This time made me panic.

True Stories: The Worst Photo Shoot of All Time by Jennifer Albany In retrospect, I should've stayed away from Craigslist's "Creative" section.