A Secret Service by Mark Costello
"Many times on lone patrols, he had to jerk off in the dark just to get his mind back on Jimmy Carter." -A Hooksexup Book Club selection for August-
If I, when I live alone
or my roommate naps away
or my mom is on the phone,
should jerk off to the TV,
the sound muted lightly,
and leave viscous watery
come there and moisten
my hairy arms and fingers
in uneven rows,
and then play electric guitar,
loud and fast and horrible,
along to some rock 'n roll
records, cold wood on naked
thighs, as if to announce that
I had gotten off by myself,
as I had done 100
times in a row before,
that it was the way I prefer,
then who dares run in
my shaking room, turn down
the volume, stare
at me, someone so in tune
with liquid and song?
