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The Peter Brady Come Shot Episode


"Today I am A Freshman," Episode #75

Boys rub up against knobby sheets
everywhere and look
at the oldest blonde sister, everybody

wants to put it to her as she joins
the exclusive club
on the terrace, and I wait with my hand

to time it, I wait with my hand But No! Peter
comes along
he's been saving it up, like I said,

for at least a thousand years and always, as I say
to my students, always
refer in the present tense! Peter

yelps, rubs the two wires together, people, he
zaps them and yelps
in the background as the viscous brown juice

comes out Quantum mutatis! Look how much has changed! --
a torrent of yeoman
extradition, streaming allegoric magma

and The Westdale Boosters soak it in, yes,
and Marcia, God
bless her, laughs through it all like a porn ingénue

solid colors stained, eyes wiped off and Peter
still holds those
two wires and says, Look! My volcano is working!




              

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