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    American Apparel Introduces the Ass Pants

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    In the new, failing economy, American Apparel seems to be the only company that is keeping up its relentless advertising campaigns. Last week, one of their manufacturers unleashed a Sasha Grey-inspired blow job ad. Today, we received images from another American Apparel-Sasha Grey campaign... one that shows the porn star's other naked side...

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    Is it just us, or do these Sheer Luxe Cut-Out Pantyhose remind you of Howard Stern's "Fartman" from the 1992 MTV Video Music Awards?

    Commentarium (6 Comments)

    May 26 09 - 1:11pm
    Sarah

    Uhh... is there a point to ass-less pantyhose? I mean, a function? There appears to be a strips down the center of the ass, like a thong, so, again, what the heck is the point? And how much more than regular pantyhose does this cost because it's ass-less and American Apparel? I am frequently at a loss for words when it comes to "fashion" but this one takes the cream pie.

    May 26 09 - 1:29pm
    Emily Farris

    I bet they're sort-of like a push-up bra for the ass. And they probably make butt sex in a dark alley easier. But really, has anyone here tried sitting in pantyhose all day? It gets really itchy and tingly. At least for me. I have to say, practically, these are sort-of appealing to me... as much as I hate to admit it.

    May 27 09 - 4:29pm
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    [...] This obviously opens the door for more nudity in advertising in Britain, a trend gaining ground here in the States, thanks to American Apparel’s full-frontal ads for socks and pantyhose. [...]

    Jun 02 09 - 10:52am
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    [...] contemplated the practicality of American Apparel’s ass pants and found they might actually be [...]

    Jun 15 09 - 3:40pm
    Comedians Stumble Upon World’s Easiest Target | Scanner

    [...] up with this parody before. I mean, this is the same company that recently put out a new line of assless pants, unironically. (Or maybe ironically, who knows.) Either way, good job UCB writer/director Todd [...]

    Aug 27 10 - 3:33pm
    K-Star

    these have been available from sex shops forever.Clearly AA doesn't know thier demographic very well.