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    Adult Education: A Man is Not a Plan

    By Emily FarrisJune 24th, 2009, 2:39 pmComments (7)

    man_planWe didn't know women still believed that getting married would lead to a lifetime of financial security, but apparently some still do—or else the local university wouldn't be offering a class called "A Man is Not a Financial Plan," right?

    Unfortunately, we missed the summer session. Hopefully they'll offer it again in the fall. Until then, we'll just continue to be pleasantly brainwashed by the lovely Tammy Wynette.

    Say whatever you want about that song, we still love it.

    [UMKC Communiversity]

    Comments ( 7 )

    Jun 24 09 at 2:57 pm
    Colleen Kane

    shit! now what?!

    Jun 24 09 at 3:01 pm
    Emily Farris

    Yes, dear readers, Scanner Colleen got hitched over the weekend. So from here on out it's Mrs. Scanner Colleen to you.

    Jun 24 09 at 3:11 pm
    Isis Uptown

    If you think Tammy Wynette was brainwashed, you're missing the point of "Stand by Your Man." Please note the lyric "After all, he's just a man."

    Jun 24 09 at 3:15 pm
    Emily Farris

    I didn't say _she_ was brainwashed, I said we could continue to be brainwashed _by_ her. I get the point of the song.

    Jun 24 09 at 5:18 pm
    lala face

    You clearly need to listen to that song again Emily, you are missing it. And get the hell out of Kansas, that's the only place those courses are still taught - because they need to be. Did you not discover yet that there aren't hipsters all over that state?

    Jun 24 09 at 6:17 pm
    Emily Farris

    I'm in Missouri. And you guys need to calm down. It was a joke.

    Jun 25 09 at 4:35 pm
    Apollo

    The internet is serious business, Emily.

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