Did You Go to One of the Worst Colleges For Hooking Up?
By Brian FairbanksSeptember 2nd, 2009, 9:37 amComments (4)
From the reputable sources at, um, OnlineBootyCall.com comes this survey of the five worst colleges for hooking up... along with a very unscientific unveiling of the best. Did your alma mater make it?
Oh, did we mention it's clearly geared toward horny straight guys?
5. MIT - Massachusetts Institute of Technology -- MIT is famous for its engineering and math programs, as well as their many brilliant pranks. We applaud their deft use of irony, when they named their two official school mascots: the "engineers" and the "beaver." Sadly for students, the two never meet.
4. Oral Roberts University -- Don't let the name fool you, Oral Roberts is a Christian college located in Tulsa Oklahoma, where up until 2003, a strict dress codeforced men to wear button-down shirts and women to wear long skirts. Its most notable alumnus is Ned Flanders. No booty for you here.
3. Princeton University
2. BYU - Brigham Young University -- This would have made our top ten best schools for Booty Calls back in the 1800's, when having multiple partners was the rage in Utah. Nowadays, the Princeton Review ranks BYU as the #1 "Stone Cold Sober School." Sadly, you'll find no parties and no booty calls on this campus.
1. United States Military Academy at West Point-- Just as they were ranked the #1 Best College in America by Forbes, West Point also came first on our list. With a male to female ratio of 85%, your chances of hooking up are looking quite slim. West Point's free tuition is great for the budget, but terrible for booty.
See what we mean about it being written for dudes? Well, at least it was entertaining. For their "best of" list, click here.
Commentarium (4 Comments)
Yeah, it's so full of crap. Plenty of people hook up at MIT. Guess what? Engineers/scientists have plenty of sex, particularly at a school filled with other smart people, where there is no goddamn stigma about having a brain.
As for West Point, I wonder how much man-on-man action is going on...
Sure, no on campus booty calls, but there are many nearby women's colleges in the Northeast. They call the West Point class rings the "golden leg-spreaders."
Having hooked up at #3 and #5, I find this to be ridiculous.
What about Bob Jones U, Wheaton College, Deep Springs College, Paul Smiths College, etc.
Tell that to the MIT guys (like me) who did the class and/or residence exchange at Wellesley. My year, it was nine guys to 2000 women. Even *I* couldn't strike out.