Jon Gosselin Could End Up Posing For Playgirl

No. No, please don't do that. Is it too late for him to go on Dancing With the Stars as well? Dear god, please have him go on Dancing With the Stars.

The worst part of this is that the idea isn't even Jon's. It's Playgirl's. According to Life & Style:

If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little insulted by the offer. "We discussed it, and we'd offer him only $20,000," Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style exclusively.

What the what?! Nardicio even goes on to admit that the dude isn't really very famous anymore and probably has a small penis (someone, somewhere, hire a hit man to kill me for knowing that). Of course, size isn't everything. And honestly, who wouldn't want to see this man in his birthday suit:

Hotness.

Via HuffingtonPost.