Scanner Highs And Lows: Bad Vibes, Hookups, And Face Tattoos

Well, Betty White, we're pretty tired of this week. Between Jesse James and his tattooed strippers, John Edwards, Tiger Woods, and the guy who hooked up with Peaches Geldof and Scanner Drew, we're a bit tired of everything.

Luckily, there are always plenty of highs to be thankful for...

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HIGHS:

Actually, this PETA ad featuring the Octomom is pretty effective -- who would want to have as many puppies as Nadya has babies?

If you're depressed over the state of MTV, which removed the "Music Television" part of its logo, all you need to do is read this post mocking the channel for its irrelevance and you'll feel much better.

Seth Meyers And The Tale Of The Haunted Boner: hey, it's a better idea for a movie than MacGruber, that's for sure.

(Shirtless) Chris Evans is your new (shirtless?) Captain America.

Bar Refaeli is back together with Leonardo DiCaprio, but that hasn't stopped her see-through and nude photo shoots.

No fake boobs need apply.

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LOWS:

T&T&A is a book that combines tacos and naked women. Unfortunately, it doesn't work. At all.

Hey Eurostar, when we goof on Air New Zealand's "racy" television ads, we weren't trying to encourage anyone to emulate them.

20% Americans believe that Barack Obama is too similar to Adolf Hitler. Of course, the media neglects to mention that Dick Cheney was an 80% carbon copy of Joseph Goebbels.

They've finally put a price on "stealing" someone's husband: $9 million.

You can get an STD from using Facebook... an announcement from the good people of Friendster.

And we're not quite sure what's going in this post, but someone was fired on Facebook. It really wasn't a good week for the site... or for anyone. On to the next one!