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Big Penises Unwelcome In The Indonesian Police Force 4

Big Penises Unwelcome In The Indonesian Police Force

Did a bored stringer at Reuters make this story up for his or her own amusement? It seems too ridiculous not to be real, under the "truth is…
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While You Were Sleeping: Another Beyonce Nipple Slip 0

While You Were Sleeping: Another Beyonce Nipple Slip

CoEd celebrated the Boobquake... in their own way, of course. See this photo here? That's Kristin Cavallari in Vegas, where apparently "not…
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Last Links: Arizona Capitol Defiled With Swastikas - Made of Refried Beans 3

Last Links: Arizona Capitol Defiled With Swastikas - Made of Refried Beans

In protest of Arizona's insane and unconstitutional immigration law, the state capitol was defiled with swastikas, made fittingly of refried…
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Coughing Near Christina Aguilera Gets You An Automatic Fifty Lashes 2

Coughing Near Christina Aguilera Gets You An Automatic Fifty Lashes

We never should have decreed her Dictator for Life after "Genie In A Bottle" went platinum. That proved to be a huge mistake. Maybe if we lived…
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Video: "Tight", Diablo Cody and Funny or Die's Female Version of "Hung" 2

Video: "Tight", Diablo Cody and Funny or Die's Female Version of "Hung"

The line "I'm gonna need the children's speculum" is going to haunt my mind for weeks, I can already tell. The video is probably NSFW, unless you…
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Naked Barack Obama Action Figure... Yep, That's Pretty Much All That Needs To Be Said 4

Naked Barack Obama Action Figure... Yep, That's Pretty Much All That Needs To Be Said

This Barack Obama doll is available for pre-sale at the full cost of $55, plus shipping. Why is it so damned expensive? Because he is butt naked, of…
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Stephen Hawking Thinks You Should Be Afraid of Aliens 6

Stephen Hawking Thinks You Should Be Afraid of Aliens

I hate it when scientists are upset. We're all used to politicians and religious nuts telling us we should fear government and anal probes, but when the…
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Hero Of The Day: Jailbait Porn Star Who Saved Dude's 'Life' 6

Hero Of The Day: Jailbait Porn Star Who Saved Dude's 'Life'

We're not sure how old porn star Lupe Fuentes really is (when adult films cast 23-year-olds as MILFs, it starts to skew your perception a bit), but we know…
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Study Says People Lie More In Emails Than In Letters, And That People Still Write Letters 3

Study Says People Lie More In Emails Than In Letters, And That People Still Write Letters

I'm not sure how to gauge this personally, since the last time I wrote a letter it was in the third grade when I had a pretty open relationship with most…
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Fortune 500 Cover Rejected For Unabashedly Hating on Fortune 500 2

Fortune 500 Cover Rejected For Unabashedly Hating on Fortune 500

Chris Ware, a comics artist revered for his small and cutting details, drew a cover for Fortune magazine which was rejected (come on, you guys!) for…
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