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Last Links: Arizona Capitol Defiled With Swastikas - Made of Refried Beans

In protest of Arizona's insane and unconstitutional immigration law, the state capitol was defiled with swastikas, made fittingly of refried beans.

Finally a viable explanation for that bizarre ICP video, "Miracles." They're apparently followers of 20th century American sociologist Thomas Kuhn. Kuhn, of course, is famous for his seminal treatise, "Fucking Magnets: How do they work?"

Here at Scanner, we've long been of the opinion that you shouldn't DO anything on Facebook, other than keep addresses and maybe respond the to the odd birthday invite. However, if you're going to do real-life things like flirt, don't do it like this.

A quick reminder of the often-underestimated importance of grammatical precision, and a great reminder of how 'fuck' works in any situation.

Ever worried about wiping out in a musuem and damaging the art? Turns out it happens all the time. Unless you eat shit at The MoMa, in which you'll just knock over a naked guy.

Comments ( 3 )

I love the grammar cartoon.

Dan commented on Apr 27 10 at 8:24 am

Beans, beans, the musical fruit — the more you eat, the more you toot — the more you toot, the better you feel — so show me your identification papers or you're under arrest.

Elroy commented on Apr 27 10 at 9:17 am

What do you think?

dana commented on Apr 27 10 at 10:12 am

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