Sandra Bullock's Not-So-Great St. Patrick Day Surprise

So, straight off of her Oscar win for The Blind Side, America's sweetheart (is that still a thing?) Sandra Bullock just got some bad news. Her husband,…

By Drew Grant on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (13)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Posing Topless At A Rate Of Ten Times A Week

As we've mentioned 500 times, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the breakout model of the year. The 22-year-old English gal is relegated to bit parts for…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Drunk Blogging: The Chugging Contest

Clearly we couldn't start off without a bang. Given that Scanner Ben and I often spar with each other in the comments of our own posts, we thought it only…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (10)

It's God Vs. God In Hot Chip's New Video For "I Feel Better"

I think? Unless you have a better explanation, I'm going to go with "God vs. God." After all, I find the implication that a god would really, really want…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (1)

Happy St. Patrick's Day - Drink Along With Scanner!

Just in case any of you started to wonder, "Hey, what is happening on this here blog?" Scanner Ben and I will be attempting the thrilling but dangerous…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Lunchtime Link Love: Terry Richardson's Terrifying Penis

John Goodman, Melissa Leo and two guys from The Wire star in the amazing-looking new David Simon-HBO show Treme, about New Orleans musicians in the months…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (5)

Today in Twitter: Aziz Ansari Sees Twilight So You Don't Have To

Aziz Ansari, the comic of Parks and Recreation fame, in an act of extreme charity (or extreme boredom) has decided to do us all a favor and live-tweet the…

By Ben Reininga on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (1)

Today's Best Time Waster: ThatsWhatBeaSaid.com

It's generally accepted wisdom that The Golden Girls and all parties involved with The Golden Girls are awesome*, so there's no real need to go into…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Museum's Boner Involves Artist With A Big Dong

Here's a quick and utterly useless video for you. Watch for the (non-)reactions of lame, too-cool-to-be-amused-by-anything New Yorkers who really, really…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (1)

While You Were Sleeping: Exploiting Sexual Relationships

Biologists have been investigating weird chickens that are not male and not female, but some hermaphrodite type things. How often do you send someone a…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 17th, 2010 | Comments (1)

Video: Chatroulette Piano Improv

Of all the many wonderful things to come out of Chatroulette (the official count of which is now up to...three), this may be my favorite. I don't know…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (12)

Alessandra Ambrosio's See-Thru Shirt In French Elle

It's cool how relaxed the French are about nudity. Case in point: Their women's magazines more resemble our Playboys and Maxims then they do their…

By Drew Grant on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Pride And Prejudice And Zombies Has A Prequel? With A Trailer?

Look, we get the whole zombie craze. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was a fun idea! So was that Vampire Lincoln thing! We don't mind taking old classics…

By Drew Grant on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (8)

Old Guy Finds Fountain Of Youth, Still Gross

So this guy, Dr. Jeffry Life, has found out how to live forever look like someone Photoshopped your head on to Taylor Lautner's abs. Uh, great? Either…

By Drew Grant on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (4)

The V Word Banned For Television... By Men, Of Course

A television commercial mocking all the whiny people who are freaked out about tampons has basically been banned for network television for saying…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (8)

Today's Three Most Sensational Daily Mail Headlines: Naughty Schoolgirl Edition

Question: which do you think The Daily Mail hates more: immigrants, fat cats, or schoolgirl strippers? Answer: all of them! Well, except for the…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (4)

Today in WTF: "Rear Gear" Butt Covers For Your Dog

That's right, ladies and gents, they're real: Let me ask you - how often have you been sitting at home with your beloved pup and thinking that he's so…

By Dan Abrams on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (13)

Real Or Fake: The Greatest Craig's List Band Ad Ev-er

Las Vegas is about to get somehow even more insane if this new hard-rock band ever forms... Our first reaction: this is fake, right? Our second reaction:…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (4)

Lunchtime Link Love: TMI Details On The John Edwards Sex Tape

Just when we thought he was out, they pull him back again: grouchy Larry David will return (probably with some reluctance) for the eighth season of Curb…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (4)

Image Of The Day: Please No Dinosaurs With Clever Human Costumes

I'm frankly surprised that Blockbuster, of all places, can afford to be choosy about who they hire. Or, that they're hiring to begin with. Ok, so actually…

By Ben Reininga on Mar 16th, 2010 | Comments (2)