A Few Important Questions About The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porn Parody

For instance: why would a Curb Your Enthusiasm porn parody be "Perfect for an Assman", as its DVD case suggests?

We get a decent amount of porn sent to Hooksexup HQ, so this movie has actually been sitting on my desk for a little while now (see photo proof). The only reasons it hasn't been given away to charming, Victorian-style street urchins (which is where I assume all our porn goes) is because Faux Larry's eyebrows look so insane.

Unfortunately, the Wilford Brimley half-mustaches that sit on this man's face didn't really merit a blog post. But now there's a trailer, so I can share the glory of this film with all of you in a sorta-SFW way. Well, Safe For My Work. Probably not other people's, now that I think about it.

So, here are a few Very Important Questions about this movie:

1. Is that actually the best you could do for Larry David's hair?

2. Isn't adding in a "sexy nurse" to a show that has little to do with any medical profession kind of cheating?

3. Were you able to capture the same subtle absurdity of everyday life and farce-like comedy of modern manners during that girl-on-girl scene?