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These Girls Dancing To "Single Ladies" Are A Sign Of The End Times

By James Brady Ryan on May 12th, 2010

I know a lot of people use that as hyperbole, but I actually think this might signal the end of our culture as we know it. Remember all that stuff I said earlier about how the Miley Cyrus lap-dance video isn't a big deal? Yeah, I'm having the exact opposite reaction to this:

No. No, no, no. (No.) I was trying to decide who should go to jail because of this — the parents, maybe, or perhaps Beyoncé — but then I realized we should all go to jail. Lock us and our My First Stipper Costumes™up and throw away the key.

Via Huffington Post.

Comments ( 15 )

This is just fucking creepy...

scprzn commented on May 12 10 at 12:31 pm

To answer the ABBA song: yes, they do—and that makes it even worse

JK commented on May 12 10 at 12:36 pm

At least they're good dancers....

Kevin commented on May 12 10 at 12:37 pm

Oh look, bratz dolls.

apo commented on May 12 10 at 1:16 pm

They are some bad ass dancers though. You know how much alcohol and how many years it takes most of us to find our inner sex goddess? These girls came out of the womb bad asses.

d keller commented on May 12 10 at 1:42 pm

Dancing = skill. Costumes = that's where it gets suggestive. Even Beyoncé was more covered up in HER video. So...yeah.

Jon84 commented on May 12 10 at 2:11 pm

Somewhere, Roman Polanski just bookmarked a website.

SR commented on May 12 10 at 2:12 pm

@Jon84: Yea, they have skill and I agree that the costumes is where it gets suggestive, but... It gets even *more* suggestive when those little girls start to "drop it like it's hot" (do the kids still say that?) a few times...

@SR: Exactly!

ToH commented on May 12 10 at 2:29 pm

This is not ok.

Name commented on May 12 10 at 3:20 pm

Seriously, that is very weird and uncomfortable. They are talented, but this poor judgement.

Mensch commented on May 12 10 at 3:21 pm

Mensch: Agreed.

CBG commented on May 12 10 at 4:49 pm

SR wins.

apo commented on May 12 10 at 4:52 pm

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Name commented on May 12 10 at 5:16 pm

This is all sorts of wrong.
It's like watching the end of Little Miss Sunshine with out the happy.

AG commented on May 12 10 at 6:28 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q

It's just shameful how young they're starting.

apo commented on May 12 10 at 9:21 pm

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