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    Anna Chapman's Facebook photo

    This weekend, Russian dictator (sorry, pretend "former President") Vladimir Putin feted Anna Chapman and the country's other exposed spies with wine, women and song. Seriously, he actually sang old KGB hymns with Anna Chapman and the rest of these creepy hooligans, ending with a vague threat about "traitors" who always end up in the gutter or addicted to drugs.

    Meanwhile, Chapman's "B-list celebrity" career is looking more like "A-list celebrity we'll never be able to ignore." Herobuilders.com has released a $30 toy likeness of Anna Chapman... which can be turned into a topless Anna Chapman, as this photo reveals:

    Anna Chapman doll topless nude naked

    The owners told the Daily News they expect Chapman's doll to sell for a long time, presumably so long as she doesn't say anything about how awesome New York was and how lame Moscow is.

    Via.

    Commentarium (3 Comments)

    Jul 26 10 - 4:22pm
    zerocaloriesweetener

    Those dolls are utterly terrifying.

    Jul 27 10 - 7:35pm
    noh

    she should sue because the likeness is nothing like her at all it's lame really lame.