This Week In Sex: Olivia Munn goes almost-topless

One of the members of the group that inspired the Da Vinci code is a 43-year-old virgin who fastens barbed wire to her thigh every night to prevent sexual temptation.

Dutch colleges may sue the publisher of a "welcome, freshman!" guide because some of the ads tried to recruit students for jobs as online sex workers." Well, it's the job many people are likely to get offered out of college anyway...

Jezebel announced the winner of its worst masturbation story ever contest, and it's an explosive, mind-blowing, breathless... okay, I'll stop.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore filmed a phone sex scene for their new movie, according to Long: "All the crew guys were trying to make jokes to keep it light. I’d have to laugh and then get into this weird sexual mode. But I think Drew had it more awkward because she said everyone in the room was being stone cold silent and respectful and it made it that much weirder for her." Actually, they were probably just silently fantasizing about her, Justin, but don't worry about it.

Bonobo males have the world's best wingman: their moms.

To encourage its young viewers (and, really, everyone) to get tested for STDs, MTV has partnered with Foursquare to create a green and black badge for anyone who gets tested at a clinic and includes the text "GYT."

Finally, the long-awaited and much-discussed "abortion episode" of Family Guy is going to be released on DVD.

And in our photo roundup -- it was a slow news week because of the upcoming holiday, but we do have Jessica Alba on The Late Show, Rachel Weisz and Olivia Munn almost topless in GQ, and the girls of Big Brother in some skin mag, plus the wildly popular "Mormon bubbling porn" thread that went viral in a big way on Wednesday. There's also a shot of the year's sexiest pairing, Daisy Lowe and her Doctor Who boyfriend Matt Smith. Oh, and for everyone else, there's always this photo of John Travolta for an article on those recent gay sex rumors.