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Chris Evans Is Your New Captain America

Out of the many, many actors up for consideration or rumored to be up for consideration, total hottie and former Fantastic Four cast member will be…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 23rd, 2010 | Comments (8)

Trend Alert: Naked Women With Painted-On Jerseys

Before you ask -- and I know you will -- that's not Rachel Hunter, Taylor Swift, Helena Christensen, Kim Basinger, or anyone else famous. It's just one of…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 23rd, 2010 | Comments (6)

Heather Locklear And Bon Jovi's Guitarist Are Worse Parents Than Billy Ray Cyrus

How old should your daughter be before you push her into a career of anorexia and body disorders? Okay, if you're a pageant parent than we guess that age…

By Drew Grant on Mar 23rd, 2010 | Comments (5)

While You Were Sleeping: Amy Winehouse Takes Care Of Her V-Thing

You are more likely to find a user who isn't at the computer at all on Chat Roulette than a female person who is. You're also going to encounter mostly…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 23rd, 2010 | Comments (1)

Sweet Baby Jesus, This Christian Rap Is Embarrassing

Everyone knows that Jesus Christ's perferred mode of travel was a poorly tricked-out car the color of a co-ed's vomit after a night of heavy apple-tini…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (7)

Poll: Which TV Theme Song From Your Childhood Is The Supreme Jam?

After learning that Reading Rainbow may be coming back to our TV screen, I decided to listen to the theme song some twenty times in a row. Somewhere…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (19)

Kate Moss Naked (For A Change) In Vogue Homme

We're starting to get the sense that Kate Moss rarely wears clothes. Like she shows up to photoshoots completely nude, and throws a tantrum every time a…

By Drew Grant on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (39)

Video: The Last Thing You See Before You Die

...is definitely Hagatha. I'm not sure if this video works like The Ring (7 days!) or if it's more a Buffalo Bill/Silence of the Lambs scenario, wherein…

By Drew Grant on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (4)

New Boob Jobs Take Boob From Your Underboob And Puts It... On Your Boob

We've been reporting quite a bit on the ongoing battle over how best to improve the breast. Surgeons in the UK have been developing different treatments…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (3)

Video: Ben Folds' Tribute To Chatroulette Piano Improv Guy

Amid all the debate over whether or not Merton, the ChatRoulette piano guy, was actually Ben Folds, Folds himself took time out at a recent concert to pay…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (3)

Will Octomom Do Porn To Save The Family Home?

Well now we know why Nadya Suleman's been working up a sweat recently: It's to get in shape for her new career as a porn actress. Don't worry, she's doing…

By Drew Grant on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (2)

Bar Refaeli Goes Semi-Topless In See-Through Shirt

I think Bar Refaeli is about to become a big star overseas. I mean, she's only about two magazine covers away from that level and, besides, practically no…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (4)

Five Videos of Vampire Love More Worthwhile Than The New Twilight Footage

You know me, readers. You know that I have an...appreciation for the Twilight films that would be more appropriate if I were thirteen and named Becky. But…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (8)

Only Actresses With Natural Boobs Will Be Cast In Pirates of the Caribbean 4

The shape and movement of breasts is the most important issue when producing a family-friendly summer action movie based on a ride from Disney World. (In…

By James Brady Ryan on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (5)

Lunchtime Link Love: Katherine Heigl To Do A Nude Scene

An appeals court in New York has ruled that the state can do gay annulments even though gay marriage and gay civil unions are illegal. The big news in…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (1)

The Best (And Worst) Of SXSW 2010: The Music

There were thousands of bands and thousands of shows in the last few days of the 2010 South By Southwest Music Festival and there was no hope of catching…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (3)

Video Of The Day: Heartbreak, Dancing Dog in Weird Japanese Commercial

It's an age old story: boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, girl breaks boy's heart, and no amount of antics from his giant blond dog can cheer him up…

By Ben Reininga on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (1)

Hero Of The Day: Tiger Woods' First Interview (Video)

In case that totally heartfelt press conference apology Tiger Woods gave two weeks ago didn't cut it for the American public, the pro golfer gave ESPN five…

By Drew Grant on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (2)

While You Were Sleeping: New Michelle McGee Pics Surface

On the day after the House passed a watered-down healthcare reform, we want to mention that Tommy Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland's grandfather, who was once…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 22nd, 2010 | Comments (3)

Scanner Highs And Lows: Win An Oscar, Get Cheated On

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and an unknown woman broke up two separate celebrity marriages this week. The celebrities were back-to-back Oscar winners…

By Brian Fairbanks on Mar 19th, 2010 | Comments (3)