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Guy Posts His Sister's Hookup List To Facebook... And Tags All The Guys

By Brian Fairbanks on Dec 23rd, 2009

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A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother's room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell... and so, so wrong...

Not only did he rummage through Katie's things and find her "hookup list" (aka "blow-jobs-to-hand-out list"), but he published it on his Facebook page...

...and tagged all of the intended recipients.

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Then he engaged in a comment war with his sister while the subjects of this list weighed in:

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The awful thread continues here.

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Comments ( 725 )

By the way, the "December Winner" thing was added by another website and is not on her original note.

Brian Fairbanks commented on Dec 23 09 at 1:41 pm

Go Brett!

travis commented on Dec 23 09 at 3:10 pm

Go Russell!

Matt commented on Dec 23 09 at 3:36 pm

Number 1: This is messed up. The brother shouldn't have been hiding beer. The sister shouldn't have left a list (or have a list in the first place). Both actions were poor decisions and they both probably need counseling.

Number 2: How old are these kids?

Ra commented on Dec 23 09 at 3:59 pm

This is special.

Rupert commented on Dec 23 09 at 4:14 pm

Perhaps the only thing more repellent than the brother's decision to publish the list is Hooksexup's decision to re-publish it.

At least the brother had a vendetta to pursue. Hooksexup, on the other hand, only wishes to profit monetarily by exploiting the dysfunction and misery of others.

Today was my first visit back on this site, one I used to like and come to regularly, in a couple of years. this tiresome, exploitative crud is what I found here...my my, how editorial standards have slipped. I shan't be returning.

DB commented on Dec 23 09 at 4:38 pm

High horse: get off it.

We don't know these people, so that makes it funny. Quit being so pretentious and learn to laugh at the idiocy of the wonderful people in this world.

Show commented on Dec 23 09 at 4:45 pm

oh DB, relax... this thing is a mini-internet-meme right now and Hooksexup is just posting what's floating around on the intertubes. It's all blurred and crap, so it's about as anonymous as you & I need it to be.

And don't worry, I'm sure Hooksexup didn't just get a giant bump in revenue for this post.

Cheers!

Tsuru commented on Dec 23 09 at 4:48 pm

Hah, this kid is awesome. Thanks for publishing this. Looks like I need to check this place out more often.

RMA commented on Dec 23 09 at 5:07 pm

Nice gam. What are you, some Islamic fundamentalist? Death threats because someone doesn't live up to your ideas about morality?

K commented on Dec 23 09 at 5:10 pm

What is a "V-Card?"

meh commented on Dec 23 09 at 5:56 pm

@meh - a "V-Card" is what a girl is 'holding' if she is still a virgin.

violet blue commented on Dec 23 09 at 6:04 pm

Well, damn. That's what I call getting even.

lol commented on Dec 23 09 at 6:28 pm

One of the comments is, "I (heart) facebook like you (heart) cock." I have to agree.

Hopefully this girl will learn two important lessons from this. No one likes a snitch and never put anything in writing.

Maxwell Hammer commented on Dec 23 09 at 7:18 pm

LMFAO this was posted like two days ago on lamebook <3

lalala commented on Dec 23 09 at 9:38 pm

Assuming this is not a hoax (it has that "too good to be true" quality to it), this is most excellent payback. What goes around, comes around, and karma can be a bitch.
BTW, who else thinks DB's full name likely rhymes with "louche rag"?

profrobert commented on Dec 23 09 at 10:40 pm

my brother was a real dick, too. Sucks Katie had the ammo within his reach. Hide that shit, girl!

Fahrmaiden commented on Dec 24 09 at 12:15 am

Lesson learnt:
Never ever come between a man and his 12 pack.

tigerbc commented on Dec 24 09 at 4:58 am

IS she single?

Joe Smith commented on Dec 24 09 at 10:45 am

Purely awesome. Katie is a champ. Just wait till her bro finds pictures haha

Dudeguy commented on Dec 24 09 at 1:28 pm

Man... that's classic sibling rivalry....but I must agree.... never put anythin in writing and don't be a tattler!!! Snitches get stiches beotches!!!

dom commented on Dec 24 09 at 3:20 pm

Judging by the comments here: 13 year old aspiring fraternity pledges are the only guys who read this site.

No woman with both a vagina AND a brain ever has, or ever will.

Veronika commented on Dec 26 09 at 2:26 am

So Veronika, which are you missing?

garble commented on Dec 26 09 at 2:50 am

You were linked on Jezebel.

Veronika commented on Dec 26 09 at 4:05 am

I kinda like the little Skanks style!

brush creek red commented on Dec 26 09 at 2:50 pm

This kid is already a legend in my book. Bravo. This is why my brothers and I never ratted each other out as teens; we knew the revenge would be worse.

Ryan commented on Dec 26 09 at 10:09 pm

rofl a v-card, that is what she is holding if she is a virgin...lmfao considering it seems in actuality it wont be long before she is holding up some numbers in a mug shot down at the local cop shop for bein a hoe... muahahaha

OH YEAH! commented on Dec 27 09 at 7:56 am

This is the funniest thing Ive seen in ages. She defo deserved it. No one likes a tell tale... Or a whore. ROLF.

Rosie commented on Dec 27 09 at 5:39 pm

While I'm not for revenge, loyalty is a huge issue for me. Selling someone out _because you don't like them_ and just for the hurt you will cause them will never sit well with me.

At the same time, her pride and social standing are effectively dashed. Big deals at that age.

CW commented on Dec 27 09 at 5:55 pm

Also, DB: Hooksexup features and columnists continue to be one of the best I have read on the greater internet. Even the dating confessions manage a real heart-wrencher every now and again for sheer truth. This is the Scanners section and from what I can tell is the lighter portion of the site.

CW commented on Dec 27 09 at 6:00 pm

Ra... Hiding beer from strict parents is something that requires counseling? I take it you're one of those religious nuts... or American, right? If anything the parents'll be the cause of the need for counseling.

Gam, You're scum.

This shit is epic.

Mischa. commented on Dec 27 09 at 10:00 pm

Hey Ra, WAKE UP! I love people that read these things and then act like therapists... Counseling? Come on!! It's the 21st Century, how old are you?!?

Anonymous commented on Dec 28 09 at 8:49 am

Uh, guys, thanks for sticking up for us but calling a girl who may be as young as 12 or 13 a "whore" is not helping anything.

Brian Fairbanks commented on Dec 28 09 at 12:18 pm

Okay people let's get one thing straight with the morality lessons trying to be taught here.... EVERYONE (let me repeat that) Everyone gets EXACTLY what they deserve. In this life, and the next. Think twice before you open your big mouth. Unless of course you "heart" blowjobs, and then do what thou wilt. And how much ya wanna bet DB was sucking cock at 12 or 13. I guarantee it.

Brit commented on Dec 28 09 at 1:32 pm

I love the internet!

Sam commented on Dec 28 09 at 6:07 pm

Brian: being young doesn't make her not a whore. It just makes her a whore getting a head start.

Michael commented on Dec 28 09 at 8:41 pm

She didn't think to report it? That tends to be the quickest solution to libel on FB.

Eric commented on Dec 28 09 at 9:41 pm

That's it?

Sarah commented on Dec 28 09 at 9:57 pm

classic... dont rat out your bro.

mad dog o'hara commented on Dec 29 09 at 9:07 am

what's a V card?

emcyze commented on Dec 29 09 at 11:59 am

giving ones v-card refers to losing ones virginity

dj commented on Dec 29 09 at 2:00 pm

i thought it's only libel if it is not real.

kc commented on Dec 29 09 at 2:14 pm

Here's the lesson kids: If you decide to claim moral superiority over others you should probably actually walk the high ground.

RamRob commented on Dec 29 09 at 4:20 pm

Shit is epic. Thanks for illuminating my day.

Lockon commented on Dec 29 09 at 4:42 pm

I call bullshit. Look at all of the names -- they read as if someone had just grabbed a book of top baby names of 2008. Ashley, Britney, Brett, Taylor, Tyler, Jackson? I know Scanner is a blog, not a newspaper, which means they don't have any obligation to verify, but I think this is about as real as that Photoshopped Victoria's Secret pic.

bluecats commented on Dec 29 09 at 10:44 pm

Another dysfunctional family drama. Both parents should be grounded.

DrD commented on Dec 30 09 at 12:03 am

I don't care who ya are that's funny. She got what was coming to her. She was being a tale tail. I think it's funny you would have this list anyways. It sounds like she is a whore and tries to act innocent. All I can say is she shouldn't have pissed off her brother.

angel commented on Dec 30 09 at 5:53 am

Haha that's hilarious, and she got just what she deserved. Why the hell would she rat out her brother in the first place, when she knows she has this sort of crap hiding in her closet? And when she knows the parents get mad about something as harmless as hiding beer? I mean come on... It's beer, it ain't some addictive drug.

Can only agree with DrD, both parents should be grounded for their stupidity aswell.

Rask commented on Dec 30 09 at 6:35 am

I love the way this kid thinks! Such an awesome burn! Bet his Sis thinks twice before being a tatle-tale now!

SlapStick commented on Dec 30 09 at 11:04 am

i wish i could add that katie chick .. since this brother hasn't been laid in his life hope she can show a bit compassion on me ... he he .. never rat out your bro

damn commented on Dec 30 09 at 1:52 pm

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