Eek! Cutest thing ever alert!
The above pic is of an English piggy who was afraid of mud (!!!), so the farmer who owned her (her name is Cinders! Ack! I'm going to die) took the boots off a key-ring, and now she can happily play around in the sty without getting scared.
I know.
So how does this relate to you, the Modern Materialist reader?
Not the same boots, but in case you end up having the same problem.
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