I swear I’m not totally stupid. Really. So please, keep that in mind, as I tell you what happened this weekend.
Saturday morning, I was doing a little cleaning in my apartment, when I glanced over to the kitchen, and saw a mouse run from the garbage, across the kitchen, and under the dishwasher. Now, I’m not really scared of mice the same way I am of bugs (yes, I’m a big strong man, I am), but the initial skittering, and the shock of seeing a mouse in the apartment made me kind of freak out.
This freak out took the form of opening my front door, and standing to the side of the front door in the hallway, under the assumption that the mouse was just waiting for me to open the door to the apartment for it, so it could leave. After the intial shock wore off, I realized this was stupid, and it was just a mouse, and I should calm down.
After the jump, I buy a trap, eat some peanut butter, and reveal why you may think I'm a total idiot...
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