If you are joining our program late, we're having a contest. Readers were asked to finish the following sentence: "The cheese knives are smiling because..." Out of nearly 20 reponses, I've narrowed it down to the three I thought were best. Now it's up to you to vote for the winning response (the winner will receive the cheese knife set or a gift ceritifcate for equal value to Amazon):
Saraswank: Because they are about to get laid by some crackers.
Dirk: The cheese knives are smiling because it keeps them from getting dull.
You may leave arguments for your favorite in the comments, but only the poll votes will count:
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