I can't stop this fascination with alarm clocks of mass torture. To me, it denotes a human preoccupation with masochism. The latest launch?
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The Rocket Alarm Clock "launches you out of bed" (get it? get it???) by beginning a countdown when it's time to wake up. If you have failed to abort sleepy-time by the time the count reaches 0, the rocket launches across the room, and the only way to shut that damn alarm off is to get up and retrieve the damn rocket. Damn it. I hate waking up.
[Via GearCrave]
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