- Lick their crotches whilst in polite company
- Spray the walls out of some misguided sense of territorialism
- Track litter all over my office
- Burrow their noses into each other's butts
- Vomit all over the goddamn place
As you can see, my small condo can be a dangerous place to navigate, what with all the spit-up, spew, and pee-spray.
PETA no longer sells the above sign, but you can snag plenty of related merchandise over at CafePress.
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