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Decadent and Dirty

Posted by Steph Auteri

 

[$1,200, Coco De Mer]

It's not just the artfully arranged photos. Neither is it the descriptions, as simultaneously sexy and instructive as any book of erotica. There's an artistry and opulence about the products sold through Coco De Mer that oozes sensuality. How can one help but take out their Platinum Visa as if in a daze and snap up everything in sight?

My purple tickler and soft leather handcuffs can't hold a candle to these items:

 

[$25, Coco De Mer]

Speaking of candles, I wasn't aware that massage candles existed. This Afterglow candle can be used in the usual fashion before blowing it out and dipping the included body brush in the melted wax. When heated, the was apparently liquefies into a high-slip massage oil. The site says that it "burns up to 42 hours, every one of them memorable."

 

 

[$150, Coco De Mer]

It's tough to see in this photo, but these teacups have inscribed upon them, in delicate cursive, "bitch" and "wanker." Both cheeky and demure. Love.

 

 

[$850, Coco De Mer]

Both ring and tickler.

 

 

[$795, Coco De Mer]

This beautiful pearl circlet is "designed to adorn the middle finger of your most able hand; when turned towards the palm, the seven pearls are particularly indicated for penis adoration." Apparently, it can feel pretty damn sensational on one's clit as well.

Check out the vibrators, dildos, cock rings, and anal toys if you're looking for something with a little more oomph. They're just as beautifully designed.

[Via Whorange]

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About Steph Auteri

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site -- stephiswrite.com -- and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom.com. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page, https://twitter.com/stephauteri.

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Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site https://www.stephiswrite.com, and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page.

Diana Vilibert is a freelance writer, among other things. Born in Lithuania, she now lives in New Jersey, where she doesn't have to walk to work ten miles in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. Diana cannot afford most of the products she writes about because she buys too many pairs of heels to make up for her shoeless childhood. She's written for MarieClaire.com, Janemag.com, and CosmoGIRL!.

Shaun Seneviratne is a dude just like anyone else. Just your average guy that raps Bone Thugs-n-Harmony to strangers on the subway at 4 a.m., doesn't chew his food because he believes it's a waste of time, and sleeps next to a scale replica of the Ghostbusters headquarters. He can rest easy knowing Egon, Peter, Ray, and Winston have his back. He currently lives in northern New Jersey, plays bass in Rapid Cities, and recently started a tumblr.

Laureen Mahler is a writer and editor who lives in California, where the sun never sets and everyone rollerskates to work. She coedits Beeswax Magazine and spends the remainder of her time as a freelance writer and letterpresser. She truly believes that someday she will master the ultimate multitask of blogging while letterpressing, though that might mean that she'll need a second pair of arms.

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