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I, Creepy Robot

Posted by Laureen Mahler

I have this recurring nightmare where a miniature version of myself chases me around, hellbent on killing the normal-sized me and leaving a wake of tiny destruction in its path. It's sort of like Child's Play meets Single White Female, and when I wake up, sweaty and terrified, my only consolation is that the technology simply doesn't exist for such a thing to become reality.

Well, crap. Now it does.


[Little Island]

Send them a photograph and a voice recording, and the Little Island company will make a creepy, probably psychotic robot version of you. Isn't the future exciting?   

[via BotJunkie]

Related: Robot Wars, Dolls Finally Rise Up Against Us, Creepiest Product EVER 


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Posted Feb 09 2009, 01:33 PM
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Shaun Seneviratne said:

This IS terrifying. I had a My Buddy doll that scared the hell out of me. I hadn't even seen Child's Play at that point, just the movie cover as I walked around the video store. When I received a pellet gun as a gift for my 11th birthday I went to my room and shot the hell out of the My Buddy doll. Then my dad yelled at me for making dents in the wall.

February 9, 2009 1:51 PM

marisa said:

laureen, your f***ing hilarious.

February 10, 2009 11:28 AM

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Alex Zalben is a writer living in New York City. He's written for McSweeney's, Modern Humorist and PulpSecret.com. As one-fifth of the sketch comedy group Elephant Larry, he has been written up in the New York Times, Chicago Tribune, and pretty much every other major publication. Their blog was named one of PC Magazine's Top Blogs for 2007, and they recently won an ECNY Award for their viral short, "Minesweeper: The Movie." Alex did not know love until he bought his first Mac.

Steph Auteri is a freelance writer and proofreader who has been published in Publishers Weekly, New York Press, Playgirl, and other bastions of fine writing. She maintains a professional site https://www.stephiswrite.com, and also blogs about freelancing over at Freelancedom. You can keep up on her day-to-day by visiting her Twitter page.

Diana Vilibert is a freelance writer, among other things. Born in Lithuania, she now lives in New Jersey, where she doesn't have to walk to work ten miles in the snow, barefoot, uphill both ways. Diana cannot afford most of the products she writes about because she buys too many pairs of heels to make up for her shoeless childhood. She's written for MarieClaire.com, Janemag.com, and CosmoGIRL!.

Shaun Seneviratne is a dude just like anyone else. Just your average guy that raps Bone Thugs-n-Harmony to strangers on the subway at 4 a.m., doesn't chew his food because he believes it's a waste of time, and sleeps next to a scale replica of the Ghostbusters headquarters. He can rest easy knowing Egon, Peter, Ray, and Winston have his back. He currently lives in northern New Jersey, plays bass in Rapid Cities, and recently started a tumblr.

Laureen Mahler is a writer and editor who lives in California, where the sun never sets and everyone rollerskates to work. She coedits Beeswax Magazine and spends the remainder of her time as a freelance writer and letterpresser. She truly believes that someday she will master the ultimate multitask of blogging while letterpressing, though that might mean that she'll need a second pair of arms.

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