You know how most people spend years and years trying to find the right relationship? Then sometimes, even after all of that, it doesn't work out? Now the key to finding your ideal mate has been perfected by mathematics, and it's portable:
[¥2,885, Amazon.jp]
The human relationship calculator is simple: enter your birthday plus the birthday of your potential mate, and it will tell you yay or nay.
Two issues I have with this: 1) Isn't this just portable astrology? and 2) Really? A relationship calculator from Amazon.com?
[via Gizmodo]
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