- The cheese grater. Just the other day, I chopped off part of my nail on the damn thing while shredding Gruyere.
- The potato peeler. Just the other week, I chopped off the bulk of my nail and part of my finger with the damn thing.
- The butter knife. Just the other month, I sliced open my finger with the damn thing while slicing open pita bread.
- The oven. I'm scared of it.
- That large machete-like knife with all your blood on it:
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