Sometimes we get frustrated with the Internet. All this faceless commenting and complaining, everyone's talking but no one has anything to say, right? Not today. Today we are thanking the Goddess for the Internet and its wide world of user participation. Because today we are going to help Richard Simmons pick a Halloween costume. We have some great ideas. Here are a few we'd like to see:
- Gargamel
- Sexy nurse
- Spartacus
- Doc from Back to the Future
- An Ewok
We know you can do us one better. Oh dear how we hope anyone else out there cares about Richard Simmons even a fraction as much as we do, because he's angling to become the new Anne Heche.