It was only a matter of time before someone came forward with a Larry Craig sexcapade, and here we are with a story about David Phillips, a gay man who claims he had furtive, messy, less-than-thrilling sex with Craig about 20 years ago. The story sounds like it could have happened, but who the hell knows? We're just surprised it took this long to hear a "Larry Craig picked me up for closeted, self-loathing gay sex" story. Jeez, we don't know which of these guys to feel worse for.